David Letterman's Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down:10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
Thanks Rudi...
Fan Additions:
Do you have a license for that hot dog stand? - Abdul
Hobby shop's open. - Dan
2 comments:
The most famous one I have ever heard of is not even on the list!
"Do you a license for that hot dog stand?"
How about:
Hobby shop's open.
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