Party Tip #1

Tomorrow night, New Year’s Eve, has the fixn’s to be a night of fun, friends, drinks, and yes.. the opportunity to get arrested… I just want to give a word or two of advice and that is to dress in a way that if you are arrested or caught on film doing something “less than favorable” that your choice of attire doesn’t add to your embarrassment or shame..

Like this guy. I’m sure when he bought this shirt at Spencer’s Gifts it seemed funny and cool, he he…. I bet now he would re-think that purchase…

Cool t-shirt and I do love that little people porn..
JULY 14--Since you usually can't anticipate an arrest for drunk driving, a motorist does not have the luxury of planning a wardrobe for the mug shot session. Floridian Jon Matteson, who last month pleaded no contest to a reckless driving count, knows all about that predicament. The 28-year-old was wearing a rather distinctive t-shirt when he posed for the below Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office mug shot following his December 2004 DUI arrest. We're sure Matteson was more appropriately attired in Circuit Court on June 1, when he was sentenced to a year's probation, fined $775, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service.