Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Hit me Baby, 1 More Time…

Star Magazine has informed us that Child Services finally got off their lazy asses and made a trip over to the Spears/Federline home in an attempt to spare Sean Preston from the cruelty of being cared for by his freakshow parents.

Britney's
baby-on-the-lap frenzied driving, combined with Kevin's incessant "hip-hopping" proved to be too much for the toddler, who apparently tried to end it all by jumping off his high-chair and fracturing his skull.

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