Toys for Boys?

With the little one coming you have to make sure that you research and inspect each and every toy... Take this Wolverine "blow" up punching doll. I think I'll have Amy inflate this one...

You even have to think about what type decor you chose for the little tykes room... Brings a whole new meaning to "turn on"...

Case of the Monday's

Case of the Monday's, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Joey knows it's Monday and he's woundering WTF I'm doing... He just keeps going in his house..

Winner Winner Steak Dinner!!!

Winner Winner Steak Dinner!!!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Floyd will be eaten is style tonight!!! I won theses ribeyes on Friday night at Mikey's in a "meat raffel"... You can't beat their meat!!!

Hotdog

Hotdog, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Joe loves the sun...

Security Screws?

Security Screws?, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Why do they install security screws on potty dividers? This granite one is @ the WFMC. Granite is expensive, but I think people would notice a dude lugging a bathroom wall down the hall.

Also, they used a security screw on the divider and not the wall.. FYI, I sell the tool to remove these...

Stylen Stroller

Dave Kurt posed a question on my last post.. He's concerned that I will need to trade the Porsche in for a mini-van when the baby (Floyd) comes... My answer is this.... Thanks to the engineers at Porsche.... How cool would a vanity plate on the Porsche be.... STROLLER

Porsche engineering excellence extends to its superb safety technology, Tequipment's broad range of accessories includes a full range or child seats for transporting the most precious cargo of all. Porsche child seats cover the range of children from newborn to 12 years. This system is specifically designed to attach the child seat directly to the seat. Telescopic rods on the child seat slide out and slot into anchor points between the backrest and seat, and hold the child seat securely against the backrest. Porsche LATCH child seats can alternatively be fitted using the standard three-point safety belts. Note: To avoid risk of injury from a deploying airbag, never place a child age 12 or under in a front seating position without a dealer installed airbag deactivation device.

Porsche Infant Seat - 0-26 lbs Age: 0-18 months. Weight: 0-26 lbs.

NOTE: Airbag deactivation kit is required for front seat fitment (and is not included), and must be installed by an authorized Porsche dealership. PNA- 04480082 $715.00

Dry and Sunny

Dry and Sunny, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Today is really a beautiful day. The whole family (Amy, Floyd, Joe and me) went for a quick ride. We won't be able to do this after April.

Sh!tty Job

Sh!tty Job, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I don't get it. What needs to be prep'd?

Fatty Floyd

Fatty Floyd, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Amy ordered "The Cheesy Bacon Cheese Burger" for lunch today.

That thing on top that looks like a chicken patty is really deep fried cheese!!!!

Amy said that's what Floyd wanted....

Uploaded by Rich on the Road on 11 Feb 09, 12.07PM CST.

Recession Rip-off!!!

I would first like to thank Denny's for the free breakfast deal!!! I'm personally too lazy, and I have a job, to wait in line for a free meal. However, Denny's proved to many what a good deal free is.... There was a line out the door at about every Denny's... I bet Denny's did more for the economy than the $700,000,000 bank bail out package...

I love a good deal... And with the economy going down the sh!tter you would think a guy could find some deals... For example, Circuit City is closing and the best they can come do on a liquidation sale is 10-25% off on items you can't return.. Then the company complains that their going out of business sales aren't reducing their inventories... Well, I guess it no qwinkie dink that their going out of business... They can even successfully put together a liquidation sale...

Sunday I was driving and stopped in at an Arby's. All I wanted was a roast beef.. It's was $2.79 plus tax! What happened to 5 for $5?

Where are the deals? I'm going to curb my spending until I can get something for nothing.. Ya, it might cost you your job, but that's the price I'm willing to pay...

XXL Ziploc Bags!!

XXL Ziploc Bags!!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I'm packing for a big weekend of snowmobile'n in Cadillac, MI. Good thing Amy has excellent insurance. I thought high vis orange would be best for safety and so the chopper can find me... Orange is also my drink'n color....

Amy bought these XXL bags for me 2 Christmas's ago. Perfect for smelly clothes... What a woman!

Grand Scam?

What's the deal? How is this free? I'm going do a drive by tomorrow and see if there are any takers.. If its slow, maybe I'll stop in...

Winner Winner Lobster Dinner

Winner Winner Lobster Dinner, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

= 1,000 Words

= 1,000 Words, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Green Machine

Green Machine, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I found this little jewel down here in Florida at Amy's folks retirement community. The first person I thought of was Rudi. He and Errin could really use an extra car and Rudi has a bit of a lead foot. Which this car could only benefit from. Not to mention it's "green" both color and e.... and living in East Minnie he will fit right in...

Got Gator?

Got Gator?, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I love it when a plan comes together...

I found a bar that serves gator. It was pretty good.. Tasted like grisselly chick... and it came with beer...

Everything goes with beer... even beer...

Gator Bait

Gator Bait, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Yesterday we went to Shark Valley in the Everglades National Park. It's a gator hot bed.. We had to see at least 100 gators. Today I'm hoping we go to a place that serves gator...

Winter Warm Up

Winter Warm Up, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

We (Amy, me and baby Floyd) are in Naples, FL visiting Amy's folks. It's almost 80! and it was -2 in Minnie when we left... In fact, they where limiting the number of people on the jet bridge because it was so cold.

Oh and Amy suggested the convertable... It's a Mitu Spyder, ya kind of a chic car...

Dan Kurt must be in town because the one PT Cruzer convertable was already out.....

Take 5 or Stay Alive

Take 5 or Stay Alive, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Yesterday I was under the weather. I think it was because I had eaten a peanut butter breakfast bar. Ya! I know your about the whole recall thing but I thought these where safe because I had one out of the box before the recall without any issues. Well I guess that's was I get for being cheap.

Now! What do I do about these! I love TAKE 5 candy bars..... buttttt, they have peanut butter in them... and I don't think my emergency exits can handle a round two..

Brown Bag'n It...

Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc... I'm going to miss these days.... Less than 90 days from now people might frown on this type of behavior...

Thanks Jon for finding this pic.. I did get my orange on that night... If you do a little checking.. There seems to be a disproportionate number of pics of me "drunk" while wearing orange.... So, if you see me in orange.... get ready for some good times....

Sadly there aren't any pics of it but when I was given the key-to-the-city of Bruce Crossing, after a long night @ the Alaskan Connection.. I was wearing... yep ORANGE!!!!