McBabie in the McOven

Well if you haven't heard the BIG news. Amy is pregnant with my baby.... This spring we will find out for sure when we will appear on Maury, but I think it's safe to say the baby is mine, and Amy's too.

The pic above was from the end of November @ 20 weeks. Amy was a little weirded out with how I got the camera in position but it was worth it.

Seriously, Amy has been doing great. She's only been a little tired, maybe I shouldn't have her shoveling snow, but I did promise her that when the baby comes the nanny will take over those chores.

Lucky for you I will be putting a lot of this kinda crap out there.. So hang on...

My Last Sprint/Treo Remote Blog

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My last gas blog.

WWWD

November 11: bumper sticker activism

To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.

Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue. Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.

Don't Mess with Texas

Curtis Irwin holds a .50 caliber rifle to show at a gun shop in Fort Worth, Texas, Thursday, Nov. 6, 2008. The Cheaper Than Dirt gun store recorded a record day of gun sales the day after the election of President-elect Barack Obama and is having trouble keeping up with the demand for assault riffles.(AP Photo/LM Otero)

I think Texas was a Red State........

Obama Tax "Cut" Calculator

I found this Obama tax cut calaculator. It's put out by the Obama camp... I like the remarks if you put in $250K and up.. It doesn't say you pay more? Just you won't probably get a tax cut... Nothing about how much of an increase..

Watch Out for Falling Prices

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$2.839.. That's with a $0.04 tax hike..

Travel Size Condoms...

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Travel sized condoms?

Great Seats!!!

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Ya... $6 Viking ticket....... Woooooo STUBHUB.....

Getting Old in Style

Ten things I did on my Birthday weekend...

10. Drove 1,800 miles in the Blincoln..... @ 15 mpg... $$$$

9. Visited my Mom and met a whole slue of her friends in Johnston City, Ill.

8. Amy and I had our picture taken with Superman in Metropolis, Ill.

7. Visited our friends Jeff and Melissa at their new home in Nashville, Tn..

6. Went sailing Nashville.... Even though we live in Minnesota (land of 10,000 lakes and part of the Great Lakes)..

5. Won $20 0n a scratch off lotto ticket.

4. Saw the sights of Nashville, Tn.

3. Hauled a truck load of future 650 miles in the back of the Blincoln.

2. Almost got to watch a Bobcat eat our friends, Jeff and Melissa's cat..

Dialog.......... "as I remember it"

Jeff: Hey, want to watch Matilda (the cat) fight?

Rich: Sure..

Jeff: See that cat. When Matilda sees it.. It's all on.. like donkey kong

Rich: Wow, that's a big cat.. What kind is that?

Jeff: Ya, I don't know.. Looks like a Bobcat...

Melissa: MATILDA!

Jeff: Where's the camera?

Rich: cool...

1. Spotted Jon in Nashville... I guess he didn't move to GR with his wife butt at least he got the dogs....

Almost Free

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Farewell Favre

Farewell Favre.. Looks like Brett will not play in GB.. As a lifetime Packer fan I'm glad to see the organization moving forward and not allowing Brett to hold the Pack QB hostage...

I would love to see Brett come to the Viks and work his magic.. You know.. the 4qter interceptions..

Not the Lincoln

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Look at the mpg.. Not bad for a Volvo S80.. We ran to the UP for a wedding this weekend and will be going back for the 4th.. Good thing for the gas mileage..

Horny Goat?

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Boy do I need some ';Genuine'; Horny Goat Weed...

This things you see while tak'n a wizzzz....

That's a Latte Walk'n

This is a pretty cool little calorie calculator. It tells you how many calories you burn while walking your dog. Unfortunately, it also shows how hard you have to work just to burn of a large latte, 90 minutes!!!!!

So next time you think walking to the mail box is going to burn off the the Blatz.. Think again Wyman... Even if Blatz (Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomtoezzz)is the most nutritious beer...

My New Drink :)

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Yes... I'm having one!!!

Another Satisfried Customer

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I guess they didn't mention that the wings aren't boneless...

Going Going Gone...

Wow, Amy is doing quite the job selling off my manhood!!!

Another way to look at it is.... the more stuff I get out of the way the sooner I can get the lifts!!!!

Sell'n Machine

Be careful what you share with your wife. About a month ago I mentioned to Amy that I was thinking of selling my Harley. I just don't use it and I thought if I could get the right price for it I would let'r go...

Well, last Sunday was pretty nice out and Amy asked me if I was going to clean up the bike and put it up for sale... Since I speak fluent spouseeese. I washed up the bike and put it on http://www.craigslist.org/. I got a call 3 hours later and it was sold...


The sale went smooth!! Big thumbs up http://www.craigslist.org/... I'm glad I sold it but now my cylinder index is down by 2.. I did rush out and get a power washer. That's 1 cylinder, and 2 to go.. Yes the math is right. I'm going to be another year older in a couple of months and you can never be too prepared..

A Bar = gAy Bar?

I'm always tyring to support the local businesses.. I noticed that Rochester has a new bar downtown, next to Kathy's Pub.. I think it's called the A bar... My question is... does A mean gAy? Not that there's anything wrong with that... I went in with a friend, sadly the prettiest man I know... and noticed that it had that "feel"..

Don't Sign me Up...

I was going over some pictures and I forgot about this one... This was taken on our last trip to Dallas. Throckmorton is the cross street in front of a gay bar called JR's in the gayborhood. You do remember the gayborhood..........

Some of you know why it's ironic that a gay bar is on a street named Throckmorton, you would be in the medical industry... For the rest of you.. Some dude did a study and determined that when a man experiences trauma to his body, his winier points to that side.. Normally, I don't listen to Amy's bla bla Ortho talk but this one stuck with me and when I saw the sign I had too...