Dr. Hartman?

Congradulations Mike!!!! I didn’t know Orthopedic Surgeons could do a Fellowship in Proctology… or maybe that’s why those men feel so violated because they really sought out your "services" for sports related injures… and what “exactly” is a Tommy John’s surgery?

Smoke'n Babe'E

My friend Paul recently was in a Northern Michigan bar where he spotted these fine ladies strutting their stuff. You may notice one of these beauties is strutting more than the others. Hey, just because your prego doesn’t mean you can’t wear low rise jeans and a belly shirt. Oh, and the smoking I’m sure is helping her keep her weight down during this unwanted pregnancy….

The other thing here is that Paul was able to get a picture of this. Much like the silly people with mullets, that are always getting photographed, they don’t now what they’re doing is wrong…..

March?

In the last week Rochester has gotten more that 2 feet of snow.. We had 2 big storms and it took more than 2 hours each time to remove the snow. As usual I plowed out most of my neighbors. I think it’s the least I can do for them to putting up with me the rest of the time.

After all the hard work was done I got in some snowmobiling.. Kind of looks like and express way doesn’t it.. Good thing I have over a 150 HP to utilize these smooth trails… To bad Minnesota has a 50 mph speed limit.. Ya, I let that stop me from triple digits ….

Give a Hoot!

Another fun filled weekend in Dallas. This last weekend Amy and I where joined by our hometown (UP) friends Becky and Tanya. These are a couple of crazy broads…

Let’s just say this wasn’t the only time that I was surrounded by Hooters…

Coffee Stand of Youth

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Question... How do you forget your cane?

Scooter or Tooter

Here’s a new sign that I noticed at the San Diego Zoo this weekend… It’s supposed to indicate that this area will accommodate both wheelchairs and scooters. I think it looks like a guy flipping in the air and pooping on a wheelchair dude..

Shamuu Muu

Amy and I went to SeaWorld San Diego on Sunday and how appropriate was it that we spotted a whale tail…

Shamuu muu……

Pimp-My-Boni

Amy and I went to the Dallas Stars game on Saturday with some of Amy’s fellow fellow’s. Our apartment is only a couple of miles from the American Airlines Center where the Stars and Mavs play, so we took advantage of the 50 plus degree temps and walked to the game.. We joked on the way, that from Thursday in Rochester to Saturday in Dallas, I had experienced about a 70 degree temperature swing…

Between periods they drove around this Pimp-Out Zamboni.. Pretty cool.

Moto-Psycho

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Yes I really just passed a guy on a bike... And its 18F !!!!

Colder

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

UPDATE.. Owatonna MN was a little cooler...

Cold

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I made it out of Dallas's "Artic Blast" (32F) and back to Minnesota (-17F). That 50 degrees......... That's right everything is bigger in TX (wussy's).

Words of Wizdumb

13 Rock Solid Pick-Up Lines..

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... The best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Guaranteed to work at Wally's Bar in Gladstone, MI. Just ask this broad.

Thanks Mandy!!

Shoe-In

How cool is this.. You can design your own Nike shoes and it not too unreasonably expensive… Just go to http://www.nikeid.com/ and choose from several different styles, colors and options… Right down to your name.

If I told you how I found this, I would have to surrender my man card.

Sign from Above

The great prognosticator Pat Robertson has gotten a sign from God again… His prognostications are typically as profound as a Ground Hog… How do people support this freak……

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications,
religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

Dashing Through the Snow..

What have I been up to? Well, I got some riding in, about 170 quick miles, on December 23rd in Watersmeet, MI. They had about the only snow east of Denver.. Big plans are in the works to go back at the end of January.

Try this for some stats… 150 HP and it only weights 500 lbs… SNAP.. Ya, no baby seat on this ride either….

Go Nimrods!!!

Snow!!!!

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Snow..... Ya I got up at 3am for this... I'm about an hour from Watersmeet MI for a little snowmobile'n.. Then on to Amys folks..



Merry Christmas..

My Lady

Amy reviews the current year’s pictures of us and one lucky photo becomes our Christmas card picture.

Needlass to say I didn’t get my choice….

Amy said that white makes her look bloated.

Blog Break is Over

I thought it was important to write a little blurb to let many of you know that Amy and I are OK… Believe it or not I’ve been getting phone calls!!!

I’ve just been a little busy with traveling to and from Dallas. Being a trophy wife tends to take a little time out of my blog schedule.

Last weekend, Dallas started on Thursday night so I could make Edwards Fellowship Luncheon on Friday at Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children. Which was pretty cool and I got to meet many of the people that Amy works with. That evening we got luxury box tickets for the Dallas Stars game. They were free until Amy’s wallet got stolen and I spent the rest of the evening canceling credit cards.

Saturday, Amy and I went to a local theater to watch A Christmas Carol. Did a little shopping and got some Sushi.

Sunday, Amy ran a leg in the White Rock Marathon, which was about 5 or 6 miles. She didn’t set any records but she did it. That was followed by a party at Texas Scottish Rites Tent..

As we move into winter I will probably blog less.. Sorry, but I really like winter activates.

Seymour-Pusey

One of the biggest stories in the NFL football this year is the success of the Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Tony was undrafted and signed on as a free agent with Dallas 4 years ago and has gotten the Cowboys back to one of the top teams in the NFC. Truly a dream come true for a player from a small D1 school, Eastern Illinois University…

But it’s quite possible that Tony isn’t the flyest playa from EIU… Nope, not a chance!!! That title would have to go to Lucious Pusey… Yep, that’s the dudes name.. Well, was his name. Now he goes by Lucius Seymour. Maybe he dropped the hymen?

I guess he’s too good for the name his mama gave him. I’m sure his father was always very fond of Lucious Pusey..

And props to Rudi....

Oh' Deer

A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find linked below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection."

Link to the report..