Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day

St. Valentine's Day falls on February 14, and is the traditional day on which lovers in certain cultures let each other know about their love, commonly by sending Valentine's cards, which are often anonymous. The history of Valentine's day can be traced back to a Catholic Church feast day, in honor of Saint Valentine. The day's associations with romantic love arrived after the High Middle Ages, during which the concept of romantic love was formulated.

The day is now most closely associated with the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of "valentines." Modern Valentine symbols include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, the practice of hand writing notes has largely given way to the exchange of mass-produced greeting cards. The Greeting Card Association estimates that, world-wide, approximately one billion valentine cards are sent each year, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year behind Christmas. The association also estimates that broads purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Hat Trick Answer

Pete wanted to know the origin of a hat trick. So here it is.....

Hat-trick
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A hat-trick in sports is associated with succeeding at anything three times in three consecutive attempts. In North America it is often rendered as hat trick, with no hyphen. (The Oxford English Dictionary has it unhyphenated and gives a variety of examples published in the 19th and 20th centuries both with and without the hyphen.)

The term was originally used in cricket, and was connected with the custom of giving a hat or cap to a bowler who achieved the feat of taking three wickets in a row. It may be connected with the concept of giving someone their "cap", i.e. acknowledging them as a regular member of a representative team. Another school of thought mentions that a bowler was challenged if he could take three in three. Hats were passed around to collect the odds. The bowler succeeded and collected the large amount of cash. Thus the term hat-trick could have been also derived from this event.

Cricket
A hat-trick occurs in cricket when a bowler dismisses three batsmen with consecutive deliveries. The deliveries may be interrupted by an over bowled by another bowler from the other end of the pitch or the other team's innings, but must be three consecutive deliveries by the individual bowler. Only wickets attributed to the bowler count; i.e., run outs do not contribute to a hat-trick.

Hat tricks are very rare and as such are highly treasured by bowlers. The term was first used to describe H.H. Stephenson's feat in 18581 and was used in print for the first time in 18782. In Test cricket history there have been just 36 hat-tricks, the first achieved by Fred Spofforth for Australia against England in 1879, and the most recent by Irfan Pathan for India against Pakistan in 2006. In 1912, Australian Jimmy Matthews achieved the feat twice in one game against South Africa. The only other players to achieve two hat-tricks are Australia's Hugh Trumble, against England in 1902 and 1904, and Pakistan's Wasim Akram, in separate games against Sri Lanka in 1999. Nuwan Zoysa achieved a hat-trick with his first three deliveries in a Test Match against Zimbabwe in the 1999-2000 season.

In One-day International cricket there have been 20 hat-tricks, the first by Jalal-ud-Din for Pakistan against Australia in 1982, and the latest by Charl Langeveldt for South Africa against the West Indies in 2005. Chaminda Vaas has taken two one-day international hat-tricks (against Zimbabwe and Bangladesh).
Taking two wickets in two consecutive deliveries is occasionally known as a brace, or being on a hat-trick.
Four wickets in four balls is sometimes called a double hat-trick - as it will contain two different sets of three consecutively dismissed batsmen.

Marbles
In this sport, a hat-trick occurs when a player hits all marbles in a single turn.

Hockey
In both field hockey and ice hockey a hat-trick is when a player scores three goals in a single game. The term was brought to ice hockey in the 1940s when Sammy Taft, a Toronto hatter, gave free hats to Maple Leafs players who scored three goals in a game. It is not certain whether he picked up this practice from cricket.
If a member of the home team in ice hockey scores a hat-trick, fans acknowledge it by throwing their own hats from the stands onto the ice, often causing a delay in play. In the mid-1990s, Florida Panthers fans celebrated goals (not hat-tricks) by throwing plastic rats onto the ice. The history of this goes back to an incident in December of 1995, when Scott Mellanby scored what teammate John Vanbiesbrouck dubbed a "rat trick" after ridding the Panthers' locker room of an unwanted rat with his stick on the same night he scored a pair of goals. When Mellanby scored a hat trick in a later game some fans threw plastic rats on the ice, and the practice became universal for Panthers hat tricks. The NHL later responded by banning the throwing of objects onto the ice by fans at the cost of a penalty for the home team, but specifically allowed the traditional throwing of hats to continue.

The term natural hat trick refers to either of two feats: when a player scores three goals in the same period, or when a player scores three goals consecutively.
A player accomplishes a Gordie Howe hat trick by scoring a goal, getting an assist, and winning a fight, all in the same game.

Football (soccer)
A hat-trick occurs in football when a player scores three goals in a single game.
In most professional games the scorer of the hat-trick is allowed to return home with the match ball as a souvenir.

Some regard a "true", or "perfect" hat-trick as one where the player scores with both feet and their head in the same match (or less commonly by a header, leg shot, and penalty or free kick), though this is obviously very rare. The most common definition of a "true" hat-trick is where a player scores three goals in the same half of the match. Yet another definition, known in Germany and in Norway, is that the player scores three goals in the same net without anyone else scoring between the player's first and third goal, a "flawless" hat-trick.
Scoring two goals in the same match is also commonly known as a "brace".

Rugby
In both codes of rugby football (rugby union and rugby league) a hat-trick is scored if a player scores three or more tries. A related concept is that of a "full house", scoring a try, conversion, penalty goal, and drop goal.

Baseball
When one batter strikes out three times in a single baseball game it is sometimes jokingly referred to as a hat trick. Four strikeouts in one game is referred to as a golden sombrero, five in one game is called a platinum sombrero, and six in one game is known as a Horn, after Sam Horn of the Baltimore Orioles who accomplished the feat in an extra-inning game in 1991. Alex Gonzales of the Toronto Blue Jays tied the record in 1998.

References
Note 1: Extended Oxford English Dictionary 1999 Edition : "It came into use after HH Stephenson took three wickets in three balls for the all-England eleven against the twenty-two of Hallam at the Hyde Park ground, Sheffield in 1858.
"A collection was held for Stephenson (as was customary for outstanding feats by professionals) and he was presented with a cap or hat bought with the proceeds."
Note 2: The Oxford Companion to Australian Cricket (Oxford University Press, 1996) mentions that the word hat-trick was used in print for the first time in The Sportsman to describe Spofforth clean bowling three consecutive batsmen in the match against Hastings and Districts at the Oval on Aug 29, 1878.
Spofforth did take a hat-trick and nine wickets in 20 balls against the XVIII of Hastings and Districts in 1878 (not a first class match), but the dates are incorrect.
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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Sick of NWA

For our trip to Colorado we flew Frontier Airlines.

I had a great experience. Based on my experience, I would recommend this airline to anyone. I thought they had excellent customer service, a clean roomy aircraft and great value for your dollar. (Our flight was only $204 pp…)

And, you could watch TV or a movie for a small fee ($5-$8).

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Last Day @ 12,000 Feet

Today, a couple of us tried out the backside bowl at Copper Mt.. It was pretty cool. This part of Copper Mt. is actually National Forest. Lots of rocks, trees, and vertical drop-ins… Definitely the toughest terrain that I’ve ever skied to date.. Note the elevation....


Well you do have to ski down in to the tree line...


This is Nate dropping in...

To give you a point of reference how much bigger this is than anything
I’ve ever skied. Copper Mt has over 2,300 feet of vertical. Where as, the previous best for me was Indianhead in the UP with less than 700 feet of vertical.

I look forward to skiing bigger and better in the future..

Friday, February 10, 2006

The Coveted WOOT Bag of Crap

Dude!!!! I missed it again.. That damn WOOT!!!

Bag O' Crap IX: Crap Is A Force Of Nature Crap is a many-splendored thing.
If crap be the food of love, crap on. It is better to have crapped and lost than
never to have crapped at all. Crap, lift us up where we belong.

Yes, crap is in the air once again, so we're sending this randomly
crappy, bag-shaped valentine to all the people we really love. If you don't
manage to get one, it's because we're sulking over something you've done to
upset us. Try to guess what it was!

ALERT! ALERT! Somebody misunderstands this concept every time, so
please READ THE BIG PRINT:

1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOU'LL GET ONE BAG WITH (up to) THREE
CRAPS IN IT.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY OF THREE WHEN YOU
ORDER.

3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE.
The item
quantity you select is the number of crappy items we'll put in your bag. Select
THREE. You will only get one bag. Later, you can watch with smug satisfaction as
a surprisingly large number of less observant Wooters complain on the forums
about their two missing bags. We say again: YOU WILL ONLY GET ONE BAG.

We make absolutely no promises about the bags or what's in them. You
give us real U.S. legal tender, we send you whatever worthless garbage we
couldn't fit into our dumpster this week. God bless the Internet!

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your
chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people's crap turns out
to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better
off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but
your own inattention.

V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want,
want the crap you get.

Warranty: you wish

Features:
1 (one) bag
Some (some) crap

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Slope Style

Amy and I are in Colorado for a little ski vacation.. It’s awesome!!!

We are a Copper Mt. It’s about 20 miles from Vail and Breckenridge.. Oh, and again I have to pay for Wi-Fi!!!

Well, gotta go the Silver Bullets is calling my name!!



And yes, I skied this!!!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Baby Tip #6

If a bun was in your oven for 9 months wouldn’t you secure it before gong to grandma’s house…

Pictures like this one started showing up on the internet of pop star Britney Spears driving a car with her infant son (Sean Preston) in her lap, in apparent violation of motor safety laws, caught the attention of child welfare authorities and ignited a media uproar on Tuesday.

A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said a deputy paid a visit to Spears' home in Malibu to obtain "contact information" at the request of the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services.

Spears, 24, issued a statement insisting that she is a good mother and that incident in question was the result of a "frightful encounter with the paparazzi."

Pictures published in the New York Post and elsewhere on Tuesday showed Spears at the wheel of her sport utility vehicle, holding her 5-month-old baby, Sean, on her lap. A man identified as her bodyguard is shown next to her in the front passenger seat. According to the Post, Spears drove for at least two miles along the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu on Monday.

She moved the baby to her lap after stopping at Starbucks to let her bodyguard go inside, then became unnerved as photographers swarmed around the vehicle as she waited for him to return, the source said. When the bodyguard got back in the car, Spears quickly drove off with her son still in her lap.

"I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby," Spears said in a statement issued through her publicist. She said Monday's episode reminded her of an incident last summer in which she was "trapped" in her car by a throng of photographers.

"I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us, and took photos of us which were sold to the media," she said. "I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

Under California law, automobile passengers are required to be secured in a child-safety seat or booster seat until they are at least 6 years old or weigh at least 60 pounds.

Powerball Lotto Jackpot $210,000,000

The Powerball Lotto Jackpot is up to $210,000,000. Buy your tickets today so you can say you bought a ticket when I won!

Numbers are drawn every Wednesday and Saturday night. Good luck..

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Broke Butt Tattoo

Have you ever thought of getting a tattoo? Ya, a tattoo would be cool. All the broads would want me then.

Well, think again, or at least get a cooler tattoo than this dork!!

I Need More Cowbell

Click HERE to view a list, sorted alphabetically by title, of studio-recorded songs that feature as part of their instrumentation a cowbell.

I pirated this from the “Undisputed World Blog Champion”

Monday, February 06, 2006

Superbowl Commercials


The Superbowl commercials where pretty good this year.. Prehistoric Fed-Ex, Sprint Anti-Theft, Bud Light Streaker and the Baby Clydesdale..

However, the old Miller Lite Superbowl commercial with the “catfight” will always be a favorite of mine.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Winter Wonderland

These are photos taken this morning at Amy’s parent’s home in the UP before we left for our return trip to Rochester. Gladstone is a Winter Wounderland!!

Actually, before we left for the UP I had been watching the weather pretty close and all of the reports would lead you to believe that on “significant” snow fall was on its way.. Well, that wasn’t the case!

It snowed the entire time that we where in the UP.. We probably got 6-8 inches, which isn’t bad. The wind, blowing the snow, is what created the problem. This morning when we where leaving I got my Jeep stuck in the road, due to a 3-4 foot high drift.. After a little work, I got the Jeep unstuck and luckily some dude in a big ass bubba truck came along to break up the drifts for us or we would still be sitting in the middle of the road..

Saturday, February 04, 2006

UP to Fun

Today we had lunch at the Buck Inn with my parents. Pete put us all to shame with his Big Buck Burger (1lb’r).


After a filling lunch we went Tubing in Gladstone at the Gladstone Sports Park.

Oh, and click HERE and HERE for a better view of Amy’s snappy outfit!! It’s her mom’s snowsuit from the 70’s!!!

Sarah is modeling the finest in plastic bag shoe liner wear… She used Wal-Mart bags in place of the standard bread bag, an UP tradition.. Growing up in the UP one of the only class distinctions was what type of bread bags you used to line you moon boots. If you had Wonder Bread bread bags you where the coolest, then Super-Value, and you where made fun of if you had Red Owl bread bag.. I either wore Red Owl or Hillbilly Bread bread bags.. You make the call!!


We went to Hereford & Hops for dinner. It’s a brew pub in Escanaba where you can grill your own steaks.. Pretty tasty..



Friday, February 03, 2006

Say ya to da UP eh!

This morning we left for a weekend get-away to UP. Amy and I are taking our friend’s, Pete and Sarah, to our hometown, Gladstone, MI. We are looking forward to a little RR and the opportunity to see my parents and some friends.

Unfortunately, I’m not going to be updating the blog as must as you have come to expect. But I’m sure the trip will yield some awesome pictures and stories.. It typical does.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Jedi Blogger

I’ve been getting a little gas about how much time I must have to blog all of this crap. Well, I would like to introduce you to my blogging mentor. His name is Dave, he’s my friend Jon’s brother.

Today, by mid to early afternoon Dave had 5 posts to his blog. 5! That’s rockstar status! Dude has a job (a real job), wife and kids, participates in organized functions, and works out!!!

I have a dog, job, and a wife that works all the time..

Dave truly has earned the Undisputed World Blog Champion Belt…..

Hooters Girl Kicked Off University Cheerleading Squad

JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. -- Kimberly Sams can't be a cheerleader and a Hooters Girl.

The freshman at East Tennessee State University said she has been kicked off the cheerleading squad because of where she works.

Cheerleading coach Tammy Bartow said being a Hooters Girl isn't acceptable employment for an ETSU cheerleader.

Sams said she's 18 and should be able to work wherever she wants. Some people object to the skimpy tops and snug short-shorts worn by the Hooters waitresses. But Sams said her cheerleader outfit is more revealing and sometimes she's "more embarrassed to wear" the cheerleading skirt. She said at least at Hooters she wears pantyhose under her shorts.

Sams says her coach dismissed her from the East Tennessee State University cheerleader squad three weeks ago. She says the coach made it clear a Hooters Girl isn't welcome on the team. But the school's athletic director wouldn't say why Sams was dumped.

A spokesman for Hooters says he's not been following the case, but said "it's a black eye" if the team doesn't welcome Sams back.

Poor girl just trying to make ends meat.......

Groundhog Day

This morning on Gobbler's Knob (love that name), Punxsutawney Phil crawled out of his box of "Vaseline" and saw his shadow. Yep, this means 6 more weeks of winter!!!! What winter?

I really don’t understand the link between a varmint and Vaseline.. Duh, that’s right!! The whole thing with Richard Gere and the gerbils!!

Tit for Tat

is?


“W” may have trouble at times choosing the right words. Where as Bill Clinton has a very smooth delivery of an argument that really has nothing to do with nothing and that is the definition of is..

My dad would call what Bill is doing here.. Picking the white out of the chicken shit..

is ( P ) Pronunciation Key (z)
v.
Third person singular present indicative of
be.

Oh, don’t forget Bill’s beautiful wife, Hillary Rodham Clinton... This is a photo from the State of the Union Address from Tuesday night. Wow, Bill you lucky dogg...

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

T-Shirts from the Road

New addition to the T-shirts form the road… Maybe it’s a trend… I’m not above accepting free t-shirts. In fact if you send me a t-shirt from the road that you would wear in front of your mom or children I’ll wear it and post it on my blog. (Cheesy ploy to get free t-shirts)

This t-shirt came from my friend K.C.. He was just out in Park City, Utah on business and got me this sweet t-shirt from a brew pub.

It’s says.. Polygamy Porter – Why Have Just One! – Bring Some Home to the Wives!

Sorry in advance to my Mormon friends….

Not One for the Road

We have all seen it, someone diving down the road talking on a cell phone, reading a book, putting on make-up and even watching a movie.

But this guy brings multi-tasking to a whole new level. That’s right! He was working the self-serve while thumbing the pages of a porno magazine. I guess some people just can’t get enough alone time in today’s fast paced world. This guy is in serious need on a time management consultant or just needs to stop hitting the snooze bar in the morning and workout his issues before slipping behind the wheel.

Here’s the story…

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.
Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.


"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.

A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb.

Jon are you sure it was a trucker bomb?