Moto-Psycho

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Yes I really just passed a guy on a bike... And its 18F !!!!

Colder

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

UPDATE.. Owatonna MN was a little cooler...

Cold

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

I made it out of Dallas's "Artic Blast" (32F) and back to Minnesota (-17F). That 50 degrees......... That's right everything is bigger in TX (wussy's).

Words of Wizdumb

13 Rock Solid Pick-Up Lines..

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... The best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Guaranteed to work at Wally's Bar in Gladstone, MI. Just ask this broad.

Thanks Mandy!!

Shoe-In

How cool is this.. You can design your own Nike shoes and it not too unreasonably expensive… Just go to http://www.nikeid.com/ and choose from several different styles, colors and options… Right down to your name.

If I told you how I found this, I would have to surrender my man card.

Sign from Above

The great prognosticator Pat Robertson has gotten a sign from God again… His prognostications are typically as profound as a Ground Hog… How do people support this freak……

In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications,
religious broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

Dashing Through the Snow..

What have I been up to? Well, I got some riding in, about 170 quick miles, on December 23rd in Watersmeet, MI. They had about the only snow east of Denver.. Big plans are in the works to go back at the end of January.

Try this for some stats… 150 HP and it only weights 500 lbs… SNAP.. Ya, no baby seat on this ride either….

Go Nimrods!!!