Wanted!!!

Do you ever Google yourself? Well, I do. Apparently I’m wanted in Las Vegas for sex crimes.. Ya, I did get a little too much sun that day..

Remember, I look like Dave Chappelle…..

Mini-Tree

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Amy and I went out with my mom the day after Thanksgiving and scored this 4" pre-lit tree in the mighty Wal-Mart forest... And Rudi, no wise cracks.. this is our Dallas tree.. I fully intend on getting a real tree for our home in Minnesota... In fact, I think the Blincoln will come in handy for that task...

UP Holiday

Today is opening day of firearm deer season in Michigan. This “UP Holiday”, as posted by the Gladstone Area School District, includes all of the schools closing and most people having the day off work… Only in the UP…. This is one of the things I miss about home…

Here’s a couple of hunting tips to keep in mind..

#1. When you get to your blind before dawn open all 12 of your beers at one time as to not scare the deers later by crack'n them open as your drink'n them..

#2. When you get to your blind after lunch open all 12 of your beers at one time as to not scare the deers later by crack'n them open as your drink'n them..

Mini-Blincoln

You have new Picture Mail!, originally uploaded by Rich on the Road.

Today UPS brought me this nice little thank you surprise from my friends at Lincoln.

I bet the Playa Haters never got one of these little beauties from the used car dealer that sold them their fly rides… FLY 1 and FLY2.. Ya, I hope the CARFAX doesn’t get’ya…

Stick-Man

I have a concern that has been growing about my friend Nick, and it has to do with him not wearing a shirt, when he should be. In this photo Nick is racking leaves in Dayton, OH last week. It’s not like it was so hot that he had to take it off, or that he needed some sun because his “tan” was fading..

I don’t get it….. And I don’t get why he sends these photo’s to me….

Winter Wonderland

Today we got the first big snow storm of the year, by noon we had about 5 inches… I do love the snow and look forward to winter. Since we have moved to Minnesota winters have been pretty weak, but maybe this year will be different.

And, today was the first chance I had to use the truck (aka.. da' Blincoln: Bis Ass Lincoln) on snowy roads.. Very nice.. The Focus was a good snow car but didn’t have the (hey stay in your lane) road presence that an over 5,000lb. truck demands.. Safety first... :)

Added bonus.. I will be flying out the evening to Dallas (75 degrees) for a weekend with Amy.. Yep, best of both worlds..

Nicotini, Soaked Not Smoked

This drink is sure to calm your nerves. The nicotini burst upon the scene last summer to offset the smoking ban in restaurants all over the country. A liquid cigarette, this drink comes complete with all the nicotine rush and tobacco aftertaste found in an entire pack of Camels. The effect is achieved by soaking tobacco leaves in vodka overnight and deadening the tobacco juice’s harshness by adding five different liqueurs.

What does all this mean to the marketing and advertising world? Well, perhaps an entirely new pitch altogether. Are we about to market Marlboro Manhattans, Camel Chardonnays? How about Rum and Tangueray Tarletons, whose drinkers would rather drink than fight and menthol Mint Juleps and Winston Wallbangers? If so, will we go one step further and capture filtered or unfiltered or low and high tar drinks as well? I wonder what would happen if you mixed in a little Red Bull, probably a heart-attack.

With winter coming this would be a good idea for the Westfire.......

Drug Bust?

I guess this wasn’t a drug bust, but rather a drug dong… If you missed it (I don’t know how you could) but check out the box in the video..

And I was shocked by the color..

Hot or Not for Pets?

You won’t believe this.. There is actually a HOT OR NOT for pets… How sick is that?

Well, Rudi thought it would be a great idea to put his dog Obie on it…

The word Bestiality comes to mind……

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it ..pass this on to your friends...

And thank you to Scott Stade for this valuable information... I guess when you stay home and don’t participate in the last 2 scavenger hunts, you’ll have time to sit around and try these things out… The bright side is that cardboard classics will be coming up in a couple of months…. Ooooo the UP, fun…. And the outhouse races in Trenary..

The Blog Turns 1 Today...

That’s right!!!! The blog is 1 year old today!!!! I want to thank everyone that has been checking in over the past year and hope you continue to peek in over the next year ..

Almost 25,000 hits this year…

PSA

This is a public service announcement…. Brian, one of Amy’s fellow fellows… referred us to this site for airfare and other travel pricing info.. It’s http://www.kayak.com/... Very user friendly.