Motoring Minnesota

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I just got back from a quick 200 mile ride around Lake Pepin (A reservoir on the Mississippi). Since it as been so hot lately, for Minnesota, this was the perfect day to get out and Amy was/is still parked at the dinning room table with her nose in a book… WEEEE…

My trip started in Rochester heading strait for Lake City, MN (birthplace of water skiing). Then I headed north along the Mississippi to Red Wing, MN (Red Wing Boots). At Red Wing, I crossed over the Mississippi to Wisconsin. Once in Wisconsin, I started back south to the next bridge to cross back into Minnesota at Wabasha (Grumpy Old Men).

On my way back from Wabasha I stopped at this church in New Albany, MN… I think the population of the town is less than 10, but the have a big ass church…

Thanks for pointing out the motorcycle Dave....

Sunny Afternoon in Rochester

The Morgan’s (growing in numbers with the addition of Eli) came to visit on Saturday. We had lunch, which consisted of a couple of Hayley’s favorites, pizza and corn… After lunch, we went to the ground, that’s what Hayley calls the play ground..

I can’t believe Hayley will be 2 on the 24th.. She’s growing up fast. I’m afraid the next time I see her she will be smarted than me.. I know I’ll be the only one still crapping my pants…..

By-the-way for you computer challenged people out there… If you click on the underlined words you will see pictures and links……

Wal-Mart Eases Up on Shoplifters

Wal-Mart has long been known for a very strict policy: call the police on anyone who takes anything. But that policy is over. Wal-Mart will no longer be prosecuting first-time shoplifters unless they are between 18 and 65 and have stolen more than $25 worth of stuff.

The idea here is to have a bunch of minors or senior citizens do your shoplifting for you.. I’ll have to do some research on what an acceptable fee would be.. 10 cent on the dollar?

Anyway, I saw this on Dave’s blog and he got it from the Freakonomics blog. I’m sure you have seen the book, but you know how I feel about books…

Practice Test

Amy has been studying a lot lately for a “big” test that she has to take at the end of the month. I always ask her why she didn’t pick a carrier a little less demanding like selling nuts and bolts, and she just laughs.. I never know if she’s laughing with me or at me.. Part of her routine is taking practice tests, so I found this one.. It has anatomy questions..

Think you know boobs? Prove it. Take the What’s Her Bra Size? quiz from Zipperfish.com and see how you do. This rudiculous game (with hilarious audio commentary, by the way) has everybody from Jennifer Aniston to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Let’s see how much attention you’ve actually paid to the lovely lady lumps of our favorite female celebrities.

It’s actually muct more difficult (not harder..) than I thought it would be.

Child Star to Porn Star?

Dustin Diamond who played the infamous "Screech" on Saved By The Bell was on Howard Stern this morning, and of course Howard couldn’t wait to ask about the urban legend that he is massively hung. And it turns out it's no rumor, Screech has 10 inches! Screech's girlfriend was there to verify and he talked about some unusual problems he's had with his giant size over the years. There was a funny line that when he was born his dad said he was "all nose and hose".

And he's had the typical messed up life of child star since the days of the show. He now lives in Wisconsin, has bad credit, is about to loose his house, and he has a website where he's selling t-shirts to try and save it. Get an autographed t-shirt from a child actor on the slide for only $20! This bit of info was first brought to you by Dan's blog..

Love Connection

Another follow up.. I just received word today that Clint was spotted at the big 4th of July celebration in Gladstone, MI with a chic... I guess the Yahoo Personal Ad the Clint had worked after all.

I really must thank Tanya and Becky (my biggest fans) for this information. It’s great to get feed back on these stories, because I really do care… You could say it’s like my own little soap opera…

Take'n out the Trash

Thank you to BWE for this cool Kick K-Fed's Ass Game.. And as a bouns you get a couple of swings in on Britney.

Click HERE to Play..

An Apple for the Teacher

I recently revisited Mr. Saari’s web page and I’m very pleased with his progress.. The updates to your web page are colorful and organized.. A+

Also, I’m glad to see that the children will be doing things on Tuesday’s and that the Spelling lessons are no longer hooked on Ebonics.

Oh ya, Nice Sweater….. And see you look happier....

Rich and da'Pimp

This weekend I went to visit my mom in Southern Illinois. Since Amy is out of town and I was by myself. I decided to try flying there, because it’s about a 10 hour drive and driving can be dangerous… Well, with all of the layovers, connections and driving to and from the airport it’s not much quicker..

But, it was worth it… I had a brush with fame. When I was waiting for my connection at O’Hare I walked by Dennis Hof owner “operator” of the Bunny Ranch and one of his star whores Brooke Taylor or it might have been Bunny Love (sorry no link, keeping with PG-13 theme). Anyhoe... They where in the Windy City for a big 4th of July celebration at a local “club”..

Big Dog

Takeru Kobayashi shoves hot dogs in his mouth during Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Competition Tuesday, July 4, 2006, in Coney Island, New York. Kobayashi won his sixth straight title by beating his own record and eating 53 and 3/4 hot dogs.

Dude, that's more than 15,ooo cals.......

Bad Seat

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This is a view from my window seat 31F.. I should have picked my seat online.... I wonder if it will be very loud..

Dan K. would have never made this rookie move..

Last Day... Well Almost...

Today is Amy’s LAST DAY OF RESIDENCY at the WFMC!!!!! No she’s not done… but she’s getting there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just 403 days to go..... See bottom of page....

Farewell Old Friend

Tuesday our dog Alex passed. He had been with Amy and me for 14 years. He was my best little buddy. Amy works a lot and Alex was a great companion for all of those years. I’m really going to miss him…

If You Can't Fix It.. Duck It!!!!

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I saw this duct tape car driving the road the other day..

Only in Owatonna, MN...

Ah!!! A Rainbow

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Pretty cool storm on my way to work this morning.. Lightining - rain - sun and this Rainbow..



And this was all done with my new Treo.. While driving @ 75 mph.

Grandpa Ducky aka Da Playa

Vannorman, Earl Kenneth
Home: Maplewood, MN
Age: 90
Height: 5-08
Weight: 180
Arrested: Central
Date: 01/24/2006
Vehicle: DUCKY (MN) 2002 Merc Sable Silver

Can you believe that St. Paul’s finest had to arrest this old man for trying to get a little play…. He’s 90!!! He has a personalized plate that says DUCKY!!!

Poor Grandpa Ducky…. :(

Fully Operational Death Star.....

Amy and I just got Treo 650’s. They’re super cool. My tech adviser has been telling me for over a year to get one of these but I was too cheap. I regret not getting it sooner, but the phones are $$$ and the service isn’t cheap either…

I can really get myself into trouble with this.. Web access, digital camera, video, GPS navigation (tomtom), email, and much more to make my blog a fully operational death star… I found after a hard night of drinking that most of the internet searches where for porn… Go figure….

Well, I’m broke now but a big thumbs up!!!! and thank you Jon..

Also, I know the 700p just came out but I didn’t see enough upside for $200 more..

Nice Doo

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That's right... Eli has style... Just look at the way he combs his hair...

It's a Boy...

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Here is the newest addition to the Morgan family... Elliot Robert Morgan was born yesterday 6/9.. Weight 9lbs. 4oz.

Tootie Pootie

This is a great gift idea for the guy that has every thing including a stinky ass… I had this idea years ago.. I should have acted on it the people at Gas Eaters.

You have to read the testimonials!!!!!

I found this on Rudi's blog.. Yep, Rudi even has more time on this hands than I do..