18 Feet of Poo Cleaning Machine
A must for any and all family events.
A must for any and all family events.

Merry Christmas!!!
I do love the the holidays... Merry Christmas..
That's right. The Christmas cards will have a pre Christmas postmark this year.
All the credit must go to Amy. I didn't help at all, except I did walk them to the mailbox...
Ho Ho Ho! Have a Merry Christmas...
I love the sat radio... Jamm'n to a little David Bowie. I found that I'm too lazy for the iPod.
Now I'm jamm'n to Kool & The Gang, misled...
He's no Michael Phelps but he should get a gold metal for having balls.
Let me be the first to say this to you today. I love being that guy...
I also like saying... "Thats what she said."
Yesterday we had several snowbows. I'm not a weatherman so I have no idea how that works.
Today it's -15 F. We have gotten 10 inches of snow in the last 2 days.
Well if you haven't heard the BIG news. Amy is pregnant with my baby.... This spring we will find out for sure when we will appear on Maury, but I think it's safe to say the baby is mine, and Amy's too.